In my world

Nachos are a health food. 5 am doesn't exist except for sleeping. I always have exactly what I need to complete a recipe. I never overcook the meal. Breakfast can be eaten at anytime of the day. Dishes clean themselves. Morning breath is always minty and fresh. Work does not start until at least 11 am. Even when I'm wrong, it sounds right. Cars emit bubbles that smell like flowers. Cats are always cuddly. Dog poo instantly transforms into dirt. The weather is never under 32 degrees. Each beach has fancy sea shells to collect. Sisters never fight. My imperfectly perfect man has already found and adores me. This man loves to do laundry. My hair looks perfect right out of the shower. Everyone knows I'm clever. Extra cheese is not asked, it's assumed.

Getting ready for Christmas

I have adopted a new Christmas tradition! My friend Jan (the other one the in the pictures) found out that one of our Green Houses up here offers Christmas Wreath classes. We signed ourselves up and after some serious wiring, pulling and stuffing, have crowned ourselves master wreath makers! It was a lot of fun and I am certainly going to look for it again next year. $20 later and I had a beautiful Christmas wreath that you would have thought was done by a professional. Yes I am that good ... haha! Well so was Jan ... well ... and basically the other 15 women who showed up to make them. The wreaths sort of make themselves look good. That and the tough guys teaching the class. That's right ... GUYS teaching a wreath making class full of picky woman. Gotta love it.

Witness our Masterpieces!