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Nachos are a health food. 5 am doesn't exist except for sleeping. I always have exactly what I need to complete a recipe. I never overcook the meal. Breakfast can be eaten at anytime of the day. Dishes clean themselves. Morning breath is always minty and fresh. Work does not start until at least 11 am. Even when I'm wrong, it sounds right. Cars emit bubbles that smell like flowers. Cats are always cuddly. Dog poo instantly transforms into dirt. The weather is never under 32 degrees. Each beach has fancy sea shells to collect. Sisters never fight. My imperfectly perfect man has already found and adores me. This man loves to do laundry. My hair looks perfect right out of the shower. Everyone knows I'm clever. Extra cheese is not asked, it's assumed.

Oh Grandma

"dearest erin, thank you for your reassurance. Now I know your lovelife is good, I can appreciate your wonderful poetry. However how is your drinking going? Ha Ha. Love ya Gran"

I feel like this is a valid concern. And should be addressed to all. As far as drinking goes, I learn from no better source than my big sister. Who between her and her husband keep me sufficiently buzzed weekend to weekend. ;)

When it comes to whiskey however, I do still dilute it with ice and coke on a normal basis. Though I will admit Jack Daniels is still my favorite drink, every since I was introduced to it back in my early twenties (I was too drunk to remember which year exactly) from my solid friend and adopted family member Brian. It is not unheard of for me to drink it alone, with ice. So it is fair warning to beware my sloppy poetry on these days.

I must interject here also that I am most certainly surrounded by good people. Good people indeed.
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  1. M on 2:39 PM, February 23, 2011

    I think that should read "on an occasional weekend" as opposed to "from weekend to weekend."

    You need to tighten up that paragraph to make me look better or I am going to get into the box of baby photos in the basement, start uploading and tagging on FB. :P

     
  2. erin on 12:35 PM, March 04, 2011

    Psh. I felt like I was watering it down by being more specific. Besides, if I could get there every weekend, we would be drinking. So, I hold fairness.

    Stall your baby photo threatening.

     


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