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In my world

Nachos are a health food. 5 am doesn't exist except for sleeping. I always have exactly what I need to complete a recipe. I never overcook the meal. Breakfast can be eaten at anytime of the day. Dishes clean themselves. Morning breath is always minty and fresh. Work does not start until at least 11 am. Even when I'm wrong, it sounds right. Cars emit bubbles that smell like flowers. Cats are always cuddly. Dog poo instantly transforms into dirt. The weather is never under 32 degrees. Each beach has fancy sea shells to collect. Sisters never fight. My imperfectly perfect man has already found and adores me. This man loves to do laundry. My hair looks perfect right out of the shower. Everyone knows I'm clever. Extra cheese is not asked, it's assumed.

oh gee ...

Well here's a way to waste your first $79 training session:

1) Stay up until 3:30 in the morning at the drive-in theatre (no, my 27 yr old body does not bounce back like it used to)
2) Drink at said event (No, not water like the trainer suggested to do to hydrate the day before)
3) Because of late night, squeeze in as much sleep as possible and eat breakfast 45 min. before grueling training (in all fairness, I didn't really know that wasn't enough time ... I'm no nutritionist)
4) *Ear Muffs boys* Embarrassingly have to admit you are on the first day of your "girl" time and that it's just unfortunate that the first session is a core session (I obviously have no control over this one)

Needless to say, I have some work to do. And I have no one to blame but myself that I had to break 4 times or pass out. My overwhelming nausea didn't help. Mmmm banana burps.

What a waist.

My personal trainer had to have been like, "Sweet ... this ones going to be fun."

On a lighter note, the drive-in was super fun! $80 personal training waisting fun? Probably not. But fun ... none the less.

(I can't help but wish today was Monday so I could make this post a "Not Me Monday")
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4 comments

  1. Dan on 3:00 PM, May 21, 2010

    Wow. I'm actually impressed you did everything you shouldn't have done.

    Well, next week can only be better!

     
  2. M on 10:38 PM, May 22, 2010

    Was the "What a waist." an intended pun?

    I really would like to see this in Not Me Monday format. :)

     
  3. Anonymous on 1:45 PM, May 23, 2010

    I am seriously impressed you still went and you worked that hard! Really, this is a good start. You'll be coasting from here.

     
  4. erin on 2:38 PM, June 01, 2010

    It's an intended pun now. ;)

     


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