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Nachos are a health food. 5 am doesn't exist except for sleeping. I always have exactly what I need to complete a recipe. I never overcook the meal. Breakfast can be eaten at anytime of the day. Dishes clean themselves. Morning breath is always minty and fresh. Work does not start until at least 11 am. Even when I'm wrong, it sounds right. Cars emit bubbles that smell like flowers. Cats are always cuddly. Dog poo instantly transforms into dirt. The weather is never under 32 degrees. Each beach has fancy sea shells to collect. Sisters never fight. My imperfectly perfect man has already found and adores me. This man loves to do laundry. My hair looks perfect right out of the shower. Everyone knows I'm clever. Extra cheese is not asked, it's assumed.

Ok, ok. I started it.

Brian and I always fight about who is right and who is wrong. It's mostly him ... being right that is. And it's so hard for me to swallow! Granted, he's not the most gracious "righter". Nor is he very good at admitting when I'm right ... it's always followed by "for once" or some equally annoying jab at the fact that it is not a common occurrence.

Here's the kicker, I'm the one that started it. After a few too many times of being wrong about random events or facts I complained "You're always right!" and it's never stopped from there on.

I lamely brought it to his ego filled attention. And I think for as long as we will ever be friends it will be apart of our slapstick humor filled relationship. Right up there with our "Go Team!" and "Harry Potter!" random shout outs. (I promise, you just have to be there to understand it)
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